Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?

Me: No, but you can get these hands.

trillparadis3:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

crazilittleme

(via trappedinmymind)

white person: how do you say my name in your language??

me: pendejo